Gaggle and Ms. N have been dating for a while now, chit chatting about SEO and marketing like there was no tomorrow. However, being so analytical, at times they’re both beating down at each other trying to uncover how their algorithmic brains work.

Gaggle, the well dressed white hat gentleman, thinks he’s king stiff and loves to do everything his way, trying to take over the world attitude. While on the other hand, Ms. N, a black hat specialist, talks all day, practically redefining the meaning of keyword research. Both are true geeks and one night, they thought they’d come out of their sandbox and explore more of the offline world.

Ms. N start things off, being the talkative type, and shoots a thousand “faqs” at Gaggle.

“I hear you men always joke and boast about size. Is that true?”
Gaggle’s response: “Of course! We use ‘page rank’ as a code so other people won’t know. I’m a page rank 10 by the way”.

Ms. N continues: “So is it true you men always go to the brothel?”
Gaggle surprisingly says: “No way. That’s like buying links. I’d rather do a bit of link baiting to get natural organic growth!”

Ms. N feels that Gaggles getting into the mood and hits him with a slightly more direct question:
“Speaking of link baiting…did you want to do a link exchange tonight?”
Gaggle grins and responds: “Ms. N, if you link with me I’ll certainly reciprocate. Did you want to do a 3 way link? By the way you don’t have a spammy spider farm down stairs do you?”

Ms. N laughs histerically: “C’mon, lets go back to my place. We’ll search each other’s world wide web there”.

And so the geeky couple crawl back to Ms.N’s house. No shock, Gaggle notices a number of unusual posters on Ms.N’s walls like:

- “relative = no follow”
- “SEO= sex education orientation”
- “PPA = penis per ass” (why would she have that Gaggle thought)

Anyway, Gaggle dismisses the posters, thinking its all fun and games. After all, they’re both search engine marketing specialist. A few jokes won’t do any harm in such an intense industry.

Ms.N takes Gaggle into her room. Slowly turns around. Glaring at Gaggle. Nervously. But with a somewhat anxious look as well.

“I guess there’ll be a lot of uploading and downloading tonight Gaggle!” Ms. N says

She then rips off all her clothes, and just as Gaggle was preparing to pounce on her, thinking “Yahoooo, I’m going to get lucky tonight”, he screams:
“HOLY $H!T…….YOUR PAGE RANK IS BIGGER THAN MINE!!!!”

Turns out Ms.N is a Mr.N. True black hat specialist. Definitely banned from Gaggle’s index.